"nj959" (nj959)
07/03/2018 at 21:15 • Filed to: None
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"nj959" (nj959)
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Stay safe while driving during the holiday tomorrow and beware the Turnpike.
Powershiftmedia-ResidentDSMGuru
> nj959
07/03/2018 at 21:25 |
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I’m so glad I don’t go there anymore
Under_Score
> nj959
07/03/2018 at 21:53 |
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What’s supposed to be with the two different New York plates? People that have lived in NY for a long time are different drivers than newer residents?
BeaterGT
> nj959
07/03/2018 at 22:59 |
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I'll be hiding in the Barrens.
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nj959
> BeaterGT
07/04/2018 at 00:08 |
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Watch out for the devil.
BigBlock440
> Under_Score
07/04/2018 at 00:28 |
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They apparently think NJ plates
don’t
mean you have to pass them on the right, don’t overthink it.
Your boy, BJR
> nj959
07/04/2018 at 00:39 |
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As a resident of the beach , I have the following to say:
My name is Jersey Ben and I’m putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jersey Shore-local soldiers. Now, y’all might’ve heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we’ll be leaving a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into Asbury Park , dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin’ guerrilla army, we’re gonna be doin’ one thing and one thing only... killin’ Benny s . Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I sure as hell didn’t come up from the goddamn border of the pine barrens , cross two hundred miles of toll road , fight my way through half of Belmar and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Bennys lessons in humanity. Benny s ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a local -hatin’, mass litterin ’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That’s why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin’ sneakers on the beach or socks with slides , they’re gonna die. Now, I’m the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the New Yorkers , and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the New Yorker won’t not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the New Yorker will be sickened by us, and the New Yorker will talk about us, and the New Yorker will fear us. And when the New Yorker closes their eyes at night and they’re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?
That’s what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Benny scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me one hundred Benny scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Bennys . Or you will die tryin’.
DipodomysDeserti
> Your boy, BJR
07/04/2018 at 01:03 |
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Civilians in Asbury Park? Sandy must have gentrified the shit out of New Jersey. I grew up visiting my cousins at Monmouth Beach Club. You guys should focus on the shithead locals first.